John : Mary , wouuld you like to attend the opera this evening ? Mary : F*cking-A. Should I wear my black dress ? John : Why the f*ck not ? Mary : F*cked if I know-Oh , fuck ! I just remembered . It got f*cked up in the wash. John : Well , f*ck the opera , let's stay home and f*ck. Mary : Good f*cking idea.